I Went Up To The Camp And Paul Had Me Eat My First Oyster I Had Never Had An Oyster In My Life. And He Convinced Me To Eat One. And It Was Horrible And It Was Exciting. And I Thought, This Will Be Gross And I'll Have A Story: I Had My First Oyster With Paul Newman. - SearchQuotes

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I went up to the camp and Paul had me eat my first oyster I had never had an oyster in my life. And he convinced me to eat one. And it was horrible and it was exciting. And I thought, this will be gross and I'll have a story: I had my first oyster with Paul Newman.

Jerry Seinfeld

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