I Got In A Fight One Time With A Really Big Guy, And He Said, I'm Going To Mop The Floor With Your Face. I Said, You'll Be Sorry. He Said, Oh, Yeah? Why? I Said, Well, You Won't Be Able To Get Into The Corners Very Well. - SearchQuotes

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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, I'm going to mop the floor with your face. I said, You'll be sorry. He said, Oh, yeah? Why? I said, Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.

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