I Never Really Did The Club Stuff; I'm Really Kind Of A Wimp That Way. I Just Stay Mostly In Los Angeles And Perform In Front Of People Wearing Ironic T-shirts. That Or A Few Goth Chicks. - SearchQuotes

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I never really did the club stuff; I'm really kind of a wimp that way. I just stay mostly in Los Angeles and perform in front of people wearing ironic T-shirts. That or a few goth chicks.

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