My Previous Philosophy Was Just To Make A Face That Matches The Words I'm Saying, But The Brilliant Duplass Bros Made Ed Helms And I Act. - SearchQuotes

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My previous philosophy was just to make a face that matches the words I'm saying, but the brilliant Duplass bros made Ed helms and I act.

Jason Segel

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