The Supreme Court Has Ruled That They Cannot Have A Nativity Scene In Washington, D.C. This Wasn't For Any Religious Reasons. They Couldn't Find Three Wise Men And A Virgin. - SearchQuotes

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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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