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There's a point when you're famous and it's unbearable to go out because you're too famous. And there's a moment when you're famous just right.
I feel like I've been through a lot. I've survived a lot, and I'm still creative. And I'm still working, which makes me very happy. I love the idea that I can deliver laughs to people who might be a little depressed.
I keep reading things about myself that make me seem distant and oddly shy.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wont stand for that.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Love is a promise delivered already broken.
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
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