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Steve Martin Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated May 2021
Steve Martin Topics
Doing Your Best
Men And Women
Be so good they can't ignore you.
Doing Your Best quotes
Being The Best quotes
Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
I believe in eight of the ten commandments and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on.
When your hobbies get in the way of your work ...that's OK, but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves, well...
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot...
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town.
What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be democrats...or skinny.
I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.
There's a point when you're famous and it's unbearable to go out because you're too famous. And there's a moment when you're famous just right.
I feel like I've been through a lot. I've survived a lot, and I'm still creative. And I'm still working, which makes me very happy. I love the idea that I can deliver laughs to people who might be a little depressed.
I keep reading things about myself that make me seem distant and oddly shy.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wont stand for that.
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