When You Stop Believing In Santa Claus Is When You Start Getting Clothes For Christmas!

Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.

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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.

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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

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I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...

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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.

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The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.

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