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Doug Coupland Quotes & Sayings
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137 entries tagged including 10 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
Doug Coupland Topics
Marching Band
Clocks
Desperation
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Feeling Lonely
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Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and boomerang to curse you.
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Making eye contact with adults while dressed as a clown is risky.
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Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is the time when it's seemingly smooth.
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Human beings are the only animal that thinks they change who they are simply by moving to a different place. Birds migrate, but it's not quite the same thing.
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If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.
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It's difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend otherwise, you still want them to like you.
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Quick. Name ten dead redheads.
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When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?
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Your ability to rationalize your own bad deeds makes you believe that the whole world is as amoral as you are.
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Being asked what animal you'd like to be is a trick question; you're already an animal.
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Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eighty percent of the world takes everything at face value.
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Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.
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Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.
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Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.
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Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs.
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Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar.
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Everybody has basically the same family, it's just reconfigured slightly differently from one to the next.
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Flying dreams mean that you're doing the right thing with your life.
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I think money is due for some sort of collapse. People are going to realize that money has a half-life, like radioactive elements.
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I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.'
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