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Nancy Cartwright Quotes & Sayings
15 entries tagged including 6 subtopics.
Last updated Sep 2021
Nancy Cartwright Topics
Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
Grammar is not a time of waste
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Adding just kidding doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures.
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
Being Taken For Granted
Funny Facebook Status
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