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Airlines Lost My Bag Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
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Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with.
Lauren Conrad
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I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.
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Hundred stab , dis ah hundred stab. Mek me thump up your pu...y like punching bag. Wah beat it like a child wey do something bad. Belly start swell like pumpkin bag.
Aidonia
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A lot of airlines have come and gone.
David Neeleman
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I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process...let's just say before I did a back-flip on a motorcycle I should have learned how to ride one first. I have to go now. I have to empty the puss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals.
Johnny Knoxville
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Airlines are interesting. They not only favor celebrities, they court them.
Phil Donahue
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Once, these girls on Bedford Avenue audibly mocked my outfit. One says, 'Those sho.. are so stupid!' And the other says, 'The dress is OK but is that a Boston bag?' I had this tote that said 'Boston' on it, which solidified that they were indeed talking about me. My heart pounds when I think about the red carpet. But I still wear those dumb sho... I carry my Boston bag with pride.
Gillian Jacobs
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Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.
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The easiest gift to give my husband is anything to do with airlines and flying.
Kelly Preston
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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If anyone wonders why the airlines are not doing well it is because flying has been made such an unpleasant and degrading experience.
Keith Henson
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I had redesigned my entire amplifier system for this tour because airlines are very strict now.
Lee Ritenour
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Hurricane Sandy gives American Airlines a great excuse for running as late as they always do.
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I had some airline stock, but the airlines tanked. I didn't have a lot of money in them, though.
Mickey Gilley
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A lot of faith is placed upon the airline itself. The FAA has never and will never have enough resources to completely monitor the airlines.
Wayne Williams
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In American Airlines lounge amazed by how much alcohol people are drinking at 10am! The coffee's free too!! Well, it is 'AA' after all...
Jennifer Carpenter
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At American Airlines, we have built a business around the love of travel that has lasted three quarters of a century. And I'm pretty sure we're just getting started.
Gerard Arpey
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I would say my theme has always been paradise lost, always the lost cause, the lost leader, the lost utopia.
Marguerite Young
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Lost some ni...s in the struggle the night I lost I, I lost my brother. Gotta get paid what I told my mother.
Lil Boosie
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