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Fearing a man is a joke. If he can breathe, then he can choke.
Shardaya Johnson
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I joke with my kids, who love history, that I'll be the only governor to be elected twice in his first term.
Scott Walker
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Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that. It's our only joke. Every woman knows that.
J M Barrie
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I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
Rip Taylor
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The lack of intelligence, narrow minded views and pure ignorance I see on twitter sometimes is a joke.
Unknown
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Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.
Jessica Mitford
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There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
Mose Allison
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I agree with Sophocles: the greatest luck is not to have been born - but, as the joke goes on, very few people succeed in it.
Slavoj Zizek
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Jennifer Lopez was really nice and in a great mood. She was excited about getting to make a joke about her outfit.
Pitbull
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The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down.
Manfred Von Richthofen
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I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.
Kanye West
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It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
Lea DeLaria
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Childhood obesity is no joke! We as adults must show these kids the right path..Get moving, get fit!
Unknown
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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Its not nice to make a joke about someone, just because you wanna laugh with your friends.
Unknown
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Once you start thinking about it in a mercenary frame of mind, then you're finished. You're a joke, because there are too many mercenaries out there already.
Tommy Shaw
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U.S. soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance, joke that they track my movements in order to know where they will be deployed next.
Christiane Amanpour
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Hussein Nishah
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Postmodernism is among other things a sick joke at the expense of revolutionary avant-gardism.
Terry Eagleton
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A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke.
Joshua Lederberg
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