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Best Clever Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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I forgot Rihanna's ex-boyfriend's name...Then it hit me...
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Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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The Energizer Bunny got arrested. He was charged with battery.
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I really hope that Jessica Biel names her first child 'Batmo.'
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That awkward moment when Pinocchio and Voldemort meet.
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Rubix cubes are EASY....when you're color blind.
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Telling someone their breath smells without hurting their feelings...'Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!'
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Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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I wonder if Buzz and Woody ever met some of Andy's mom's toys. Especially since they probably have the same names...
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
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If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans...
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Better late than never, but never late is better.
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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