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Best Social Network Status Quotes & Sayings
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And I wanted to do it nice this time. I put on a tie and I shined my sho.., but nobody wants to take orders from a kid. So let me tell you what happens to a twenty year old at the top of a hot dot com. -Sean Parker
The Social Network
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Lowell has some security, they require a username/password combo and I'm gonna go ahead and say they don't have access to the main F.A.S user database. So they have no way of detecting an intrusion. -Mark Zuckerberg
The Social Network
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The first thing we're gonna need is a lot of pictures. Unfortunately, Harvord doesn't keep a public centralized facebook so I'm going to have get all the images from the individual houses that people are in. Let the hacking begin. -Mark Zuckerberg
The Social Network
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When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days.
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Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club, and turn it into my ping-pong room. -Mark Zuckerberg
The Social Network
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This morning I got a call, nearly split my wig. This social network said Nas go and get your kid. She's on Twitter, I know she ain't gon post no pic. Of herself underdressed, no inappropriate shit, right.
Nas
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irst up is Kirkland. They keep everything open and allow indexes in their Apache configuration, so a little w-get magic is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook. Kids' stuff. -Mark Zuckerberg
The Social Network
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Nicki Minaj being a judge on American Idol is like Taylor Swift giving relationship advice.
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I don't think that a company should own a studio and the network, and program for their own network. It hurts the creativity - it is not a level playing field.
Scott Bakula
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Best way to get out of a text convo: "The message could not be delivered due to a temporary network setup error. Please try later. Error 2128-226110"
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Erica Albright's a bi.... You think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht or do you think it's because all BU girls are bi...es? For the record she may look like a 34C, but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret. She's a 34B, as in barely anything there. False advertising. -Mark Zuckerberg
The Social Network
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Dear MTV, I'm a teen virgin. Where's my show?
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I've been exploring different options for when I'm done skiing. I have the Turtle Ridge Foundation, which is helping a bunch of worthy causes around the Northeast. I've also started SkiSpace, which is an online social network that basically deals with all things based around any snow sport.
Bode Miller
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If operating in a network environment, do not place public domain or shareware programs in a common file-server directory that could be accessible to any other PC on the network.
John McAfee
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Eduardo Saverin: Who are you gonna to send it to? Mark Zuckerberg: Ah, just a couple of people. The question is, who are they gonna send it to.
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Twitter is currently the only social network your parents haven't ruined.
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We'll split it seventy-thirty. Seventy for me, thirty for you for putting up the thousand dollars and for handling everything on the business end. You're CFO. -Mark Zuckerberg
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I think teenagers nowadays are depending too much of their life on Social Network sites. Facebook, Twitter. What would your life be without them?
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I consider Bush's decision to call for a war against terrorism a serious mistake. He is elevating these criminals to the status of war enemies, and one cannot lead a war against a network if the term war is to retain any definite meaning.
Jurgen Habermas
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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