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Carlin Whis Quotes & Sayings
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This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
George Carlin
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
George Carlin
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I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all. I said, To get to where they are, they all have had to endure bad nights and it's not easy. If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.
George Lopez
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I love comedy and I would write things to myself as an exercise in writing. I didn't do well for years, and I quit. I started to break down why I was afraid and started to look at people I admired, like Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Freddie Prinze, George Carlin and all. I said, To get to where they are, they all have had to endure bad nights and it's not easy. If the worst thing that can happen is that nobody laughs, then I can deal with that, because the worst thing that can happen at the factory is that I could lose a limb or be crushed by a huge machine.
George Lopez
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Over the years I've come to understand a few things.. Happiness and strength endure only in the absence of hate. To hate alone is the road to disaster. To love is forever the road to strength. To love in spite of all is the secret of greatness. And may very well be the greatest secret in this universe. When forever becomes a place...when forever ceases to be just a word, when it ceases to be a just a measurement of time, but instead becomes a place where soul mates can dance to the song in their hearts, that is a reflection of true love.
Carlin Whisler
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.
George Carlin
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So many people take for granted the gifts they have in life...and go throughout life with such a narrow & short sighted mind perception. To only allow themselves to only see what their eyes allow them to see. Most people in this world see a schizophrenic and think 'Wow what a freak...' when I look at somebody with a disability...my heart breaks...because I see the unfortunate hell those people have to face everyday...when they wake up... But then...I see the part of me...the part of me...who would give absolutely everything I've ever had in my life to that person to be in their sho.....so I could just give them the chance the 'opportunity' to experience the beauty life has to offer...like I have...
Carlin Whisler
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God always has something for you, a key for every problem, They're still a light for every shadow, a relief for every sorrow & a plan for every tomorrow. Accept all that is given to you with an open mind. Every gift, whether it warmed your spirit or brought you disappointment is a blessing. Learn from yesterday, live for today, plant seeds for tomorrow, live a life worth living. The philosophy of life is to make the most of it, enjoy the happy moments, challenge the challenges thrown at you. Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else wouldn't understand if you fell apart, because of what has gone on in your life that's true strength. See life in a positive way through any kinda of condition Life may throw your way.
Carlin Whisler
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