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Chicken And Fat Poledancer Quotes & Sayings
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Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Turkey, unlike chicken, has very elegant characteristics. It has more of a cache than chicken. Turkey is a delicacy, so it should be presented in such a way.
Todd English
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Sometimes we used to eat once a day... chicken backs. You could buy four chicken backs for a quarter.
Raul Julia
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Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.
Unknown
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
George Jefferson
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
Sherman Hemsley
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
Unknown
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Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
Unknown
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
Unknown
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I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having s.. in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.
Dwight Schrute
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
Unknown
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It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
The Situation
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Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
Unknown
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
Unknown
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I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat.
Unknown
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
Joe Viterelli
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Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.
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