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Yeah, but aint never had an album out or nothin like that, so youll see. Im sellin everything, man. Wall Street Black toilet paper, wipe ya ass, Black! That way you cant be embarrassed by your shi stainssome shit like that.
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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Mankind is a great, an immense familyThis is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
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Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart... filled it, too, with melody that would last forever.
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
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The rooms were very still while the pages were softly turned and the winter sunshine crept in to touch the bright heads and serious faces with a Christmas greeting.
Louisa May Alcott
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
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Let us keep Christmas beautiful without a thought of greed, that it might live forevermore to fill our every need, that it shall not be just a day, but last a lifetime through, the miracle of Christmas time that brings God close to you.
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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What does Christmas remind you of? Mistletoe, holly, Christmas tree, eggnog, Christmas pudding, and so many wonderful things. When the heart is happy, Christmas can never be dull. It's not just about feasting and fun. It's also a time for happy reunions with family and friends.
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The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart.
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Just rolled a blunt using wrapping paper...Keeping the Christmas spirit alive.
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Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.
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