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Church School Funny Quotes & Sayings
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We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.
Peter De Vries
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School is like a boner. It's long and hard, unless you're Asian.
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First day of school: I'm actually gonna try this year! Next week: Yeah, no.
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In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped!
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I got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.
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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
Lenny Bruce
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There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison.
William Glasser
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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Clearly the person who accepts the Church as an infallible guide will believe whatever the Church teaches
St Thomas Aquinas
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If Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.
Jenni Monroe
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In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.
George Foreman
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School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1 = 2 Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora...
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School is pointless! English? We speak it. History? They're dead, get over it. Math? We have calculators. Spanish? We have Dora.
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Three things i'v learned in school; 1. Texting without looking 2. Sleeping with my eyes open 3. Teamwork on tests
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The public school has become the established church of secular society.
Ivan Illich
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Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!
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It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. 'Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem...'
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When you realize that all you learned in Algebra 2 will not matter to you in your future life.
Lena Karesh
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I attended Sunday School and then church with my father and mother throughout my childhood.
Leverett Saltonstall
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