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Church School Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I'm seriously like the only one in my school with school spirit. Well F you guys.
Unknown
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I didn't go to normal high school, I went to full-time ballet school, so I led very regimented, disciplined years. The classes we took, like nutrition, anatomy, dance styles, choreography, music, all these wonderful things. I've taken away with me. At the time my passion was ballet, so I didn't have that normal high school experience, which I'm sure I probably wouldn't have enjoyed anyway.
Emilie De Ravin
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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Arizona is a national leader in school choice with both charter schools and tuition tax credits giving parents and their children more school choices than ever before.
Jane D Hull
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I finished high school and enrolled in my local community college. I got ten credits out of the way. Ever since Twilight hit, its been a little busy. So if Im not working, then Ill be doing school.
Taylor Lautner
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To all the students who drop out and failed high school: Remember two things; 1) You tried your best. 2) I don't like onions on my Big Mac.
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My parents, and especially my mother, encouraged by the director of the local school which I was attending, wanted in spite of everything to send me to a National School of Arts and Crafts so that I could later become an engineer.
Leon Jouhaux
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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My parents never let me spend money. I didn't even have an allowance! But in high school, my friend had a credit card, and her mom let her buy anything! I was working, but I had no idea I had money to spend. I'd be scared to go to high school now! Girls have Chanel bags at school! I'm terrified of those girls. They have money from their parents, but they haven't earned it, so they don't appreciate it.
Amanda Bynes
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Five years ago, Samira did not want to continue in the regular school system in Iran. To help her with her education, I set up a home school. It wasn't just for my family, it was open to other friends.
Mohsen Makhmalbaf
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Later, after flying in the Navy for four or five years, spending some time on an aircraft carrier, I applied to and was accepted in a program where I went to graduate school first and then to the Naval Test Pilots School.
Mark Kelly
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Most of the people that I went to school with - I went to secondary school - we were educated to go and work in the line at Ford's, and if we were lucky, technical skilled labor. I sort of rejected that, and thought I wanted to do something else.
Billy Bragg
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I am an English major in school with an emphasis in creative writing. I think hearing Maya Angelou speak at school last year was one of the best moments Stanford, at least, intellectually, had to offer.
Fred Savage
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I performed adequately at school, but in comparison to my older brother, who set the record for the highest cu.ulative average for our high school, my performance was decidedly mediocre.
Steven Chu
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I was okay with school. My sister Kourtney was extremely smart. I always read a little slower. She was really mean to me. She would make me organize the bookshelf in our room. She would boss me around. I was like a B student. I didn't love school.
Kim Kardashian
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
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My high school was nothing like West Beverly High, let me tell you. I grew up in Fredericktown, Ohio. It was a small town. I didn't do that well in school, although I was voted "The Biggest Flirt." I played sports I was on the tennis team and also the baseball team. But the coolest thing I did was that I dressed up as our school mascot, Freddie Bird, for all of the football games. My step-father had a helicopter and I got the helicopter to drop me onto the football field. It was cool.
Luke Perry
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