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Cigarette Sarcasm Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Cigarette Sarcasm" sorted by relevance. 202 matching entries found.
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This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
Samuel Goldwyn
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Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up.
Jack LaLanne
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At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped-and I haven't had a cigarette since.
Ethel Merman
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I did that for 40 years or more. I never had any writer's block. I got up in the morning, sat down at the typewriter - now, computer - lit up a cigarette.
Frederik Pohl
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Last year in a historic move, the state of New York passed the very first cigarette fire safety standard.
Ed Markey
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When I was young, I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. Believe me, never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco.
Arturo Toscanini
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The gunner's mate came up and started breaking the locks on the ammunition. Everything was locked up for fear that someone might go in there with a cigarette or something.
Barney Ross
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LOVE? It's like a cigarette. You get addicted fast, but it slowly and painfully kills you from the inside out.
Alli Ward
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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When someone is being sarcastic to you then you should reply in full of sarcasm. period.
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For me an object is something living. This cigarette or this box of matches contains a secret life much more intense than that of certain human beings.
Joan Miro
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My memory of my mom is a wine glass in one hand and a cigarette in the other. She was a runway fashion model, and she was quite a glamorous woman.
Loni Anderson
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Everyone assumes we're always going to have a cocktail and a cigarette in hand. Fans expect us all to be dressed up all the time. They always say to me, 'You look so young. You don't seem as tall!'
Christina Hendricks
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You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.
Norman Wisdom
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If the 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still 2?
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I'm excellent at three languages: English, Profanity, and Sarcasm.
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Anyone who starts a sentence With all due respect...is about to insult you!
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I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely.
Cassandra Clare
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I have a punishing workout regimen. Every day I do 3 minutes on a treadmill, then I lie down, drink a glass of vodka and smoke a cigarette.
Anthony Hopkins
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Hi. Im smokin a cigarette, if you dont mind. I know its against the law here. But Im gonna break this rule today, God damn it! Okay. Again, Im apologizing.
Busta Rhymes
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