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Cigars Kinky Quotes & Sayings
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
Kinky Friedman
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William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
Kinky Friedman
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Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
Kinky Friedman
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I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
Kinky Friedman
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I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
Kinky Friedman
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
Winston Churchill
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
Kinky Friedman
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
Kinky Friedman
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain
Kinky Friedman
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Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Kinky Friedman
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Allthough that doesn't happen often lately, I like to read exciting thrillers and those kinky magazines.
Jonathan Brandis
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I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
Kinky Friedman
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
Kinky Friedman
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
Bernie Mac
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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.
Kinky Friedman
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
Kinky Friedman
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
Kinky Friedman
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Im just myself; what you see is what you get. I guess it could be a refreshing surprise, because people see me like, 'Ah, this chick is tough and shes probably kinky in bed and all this stuff,' and Im just like a prude sometimes.
Kat Von D
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If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
Kinky Friedman
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
Kinky Friedman
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