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College Student Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "College Student Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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No student ever attains very eminent success by simply doing what is required of him: it is the amount and excellence of what is over and above the required, that determines the greatness of ultimate distinction.
Charles Kendall Adams
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Let's say a Soviet exchange student back in the '70s would go back and tell the KGB about people and places and things that he'd seen and done and been involved with. This is not really espionage; there's no betrayal of trust.
Aldrich Ames
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But I had two very special people who helped to take my style to the next level. Thank God for my first MC Cowboy and my first student Grand Wizard Theodore, and to go out after creating this art form and finding everyone jamming to it - that too was pretty scary.
Grandmaster Flash
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Barack Obama is a truly flabbergasting President. And in a good way - not the way some of his predecessors were. He's not flabberghastly. He's not the student who wears a button that says, 'Smartest kid in class,' but clearly he is, at least when surrounded by the White House press corps.
Tom Shale
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What I intended to accomplish was to rouse the student body, not by means of an organization, but solely by my simple words; to urge them, not to violence, but to moral insight into the existing serious deficiencies of our political system.
Kurt Huber
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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I think I was a good student, because I jumped over a school. My main interest was basically history and literature. Sports were basically basketball and swimming at a pool. I was so happy.
Shimon Peres
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As any student of literature knows, the books that last are often not the books that are most popular when they are written. Both 'Moby d..k' and 'The Great Gatsby' were complete failures, critically and commercially, when they first appeared.
Michael Cunningham
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The student body was huge at UT and you had to mature pretty quick, very quick actually. I enjoyed it and it helped me a lot in my life in general - not only in the classroom but on the baseball field as well.
Roger Clemens
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I am a poor student sitting at the feet of giants, yearning for their wisdom and begging for lessons that might one day make me a complete artist, so that if all goes well, I may one day sit beside them.
Rod Taylor
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All the jobs I've gotten in the last two years are because directors have seen the work I've done - indie films, plays, short student films, TV, since I moved to the states in 1996. I mean, I have an entire career in Canada that nobody has seen.
Sandra Oh
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Teachers support evaluations based on multiple measures: student growth, classroom observation and feedback from peers and parents.
Arne Duncan
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I just had an epiphany about all of the fun I should be having in college.
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I have an education, I went to college, you know?
Nicole Polizzi
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I still hate you for going off to college and leaving me here.
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No, I was going to college and got discovered.
Jay Hernandez
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Ima a niceguy but I never went to college.
Tyga
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I'd definitely like to go to college some day.
Kiernan Shipka
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It was always assumed that I would go to college.
Paul D Boyer
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I'm a geophysicist and all my earth science books when I was a student, I had to give the wrong answer to get an A. We used to ridicule continental drift. It was something we laughed at. We learned of Marshall Kay's geosynclinal cycle, which is a bunch of crap.
Robert Ballard
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