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Condoms Toshms Tosh Quotes & Sayings
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My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, Well that taught me a lesson.
Daniel Tosh
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In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Daniel Tosh
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He never learned to read and a write so well but he could play his guitar like ringing a bell yell.
Peter Tosh
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He used to carry his guitar in a gunny sack. Sitting in a tree in the railroad track.
Peter Tosh
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger
Daniel Tosh
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Buy condoms & when the cashier asks do you need a bag? Just say, No she isn't that ugly!
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Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too...
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HARRY POTTER CONDOMS: In case you need an invisibility cloak for your wand while entering the chamber of secrets so you don't get hogwarts.
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Babylon charge I for ganja which I know couldn't do. How could one man Gang Jah Must be an ape from the zoo.
Peter Tosh
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
Daniel Tosh
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I guess I had it made. My mother gave me advice - she taught me that women like to be looked in the eye - and my grandmother gave me condoms.
Usher Raymond
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
Daniel Tosh
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
Daniel Tosh
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models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.
Daniel Tosh
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People coming in from miles around. To hear you play until the sun goes down. Boy someday your name will be in the lights. Saying Johnny B Goode tonight.
Peter Tosh
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Television executives are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on President Reagan's pelvic plumbing.
Martin F Nolan
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Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-Mart. Happy Friday the 13th.
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If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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Because everyone who try a-go to church, and they were trying to teach but they weren't teaching, they was brainwashing. Since I would never call that teaching.
Peter Tosh
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If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum.
Daniel Tosh
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