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Condoms Toshms Tosh Quotes & Sayings
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Vodka-$19.99. Motel-$54.99. Condoms-$2.99. Finding Out She Swallows... PRICELESS!!!!! fu.. Visa, It Pays To Discover!!!!!
Unknown
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller
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I swear I love you so much, I dont want you suckin it, questions bout condoms, I just get to duckin it, cheatin aint fun though, I just get the rush of it.
Dom Kennedy
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I've been accused for a shootin. Which I know never do. Who dem in prison that willing dey. So I've got to pull my way through.
Peter Tosh
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If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?
Daniel Tosh
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To have the truth in your possession you can be found guilty, sentenced to death.
Peter Tosh
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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Daniel Tosh
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel Tosh
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To have the truth in your possession you can be found guilty, sentenced to death.
Peter Tosh
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My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.
Daniel Tosh
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Asian women love me, I look like David Duchovny. In kindergarten, used to put some condoms in my cubby. In case one of these ho.. was tryna fu.. me.
Mac Miller
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There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?
Phyllis Diller
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Daniel Tosh
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Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
Daniel Tosh
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Daniel Tosh
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Had to stop at 7-Eleven like I needed gas. I'm lyin', I needed condoms, don't look through the glass.
Kanye West
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There is a great deal of political pressure to only talk about abstinence, and to deny support for condoms and education on using them. This policy will lead to the unnecessary deaths of many people.
Hillary Clinton
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Old engineer in the train sitting in the shade. Strummin' with the rhythm that them drivers made.
Peter Tosh
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I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.
Daniel Tosh
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