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My mother came here to New York. She and my grandmother were domestics, cooking, cleaning for other people.
David Dinkins
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You cannot make women contented with cooking and cleaning and you need not try.
Ellen Henrietta Swallow Richards
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My wife and I both love cooking, I am an advanced male - so we argue about who gets to rustle up dinner.
Stephen Bayley
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Cooking out the pot, I like my weed for lunch and dinner. Got some cookies in the jar, OG in the blender.
Wiz Khalifa
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When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
Gail Sheehy
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Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish - too much handling will spoil it.
Lao Tzu
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A measuring jug is also vital when cooking rice, as this is always measured by volume rather than by weight.
Delia Smith
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If cooking becomes an art form rather than a means of providing a reasonable diet, then something is clearly wrong.
Tom Jaine
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My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
Phyllis Diller
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When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
Gail Sheehy
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I've always done 20 things at once. It's my way of staying alive, not to keep one dish cooking, but several dishes going. And I'm pretty organized.
Patrice Leconte
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When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
Gail Sheehy
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Cooking in a laboratory, hoping I can tell a story. That the whole world can feel, like the ones that came before me. Knowing that I'm misunderstood.
Kendrick Lamar
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Three Chocolate Chip Cookies and a batch of 'Drama' cooking in the oven. Only on Fridays, thank God its Friday!
Unknown
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I just signed to do my next book with Ecco Press, a new primer or encyclopedia. This will be my take on what classic Italian cooking is.
Mario Batali
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I liked the ceremony, the ritual of preparing cocaine, as much as doing it. I did it for a year, loved it, then stopped. Now I feel the same way about cooking.
Kiefer Sutherland
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He was an innovator, an experimenter, a missionary in bringing the gospel of good cooking to the home table.
Craig Claiborne
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I would like to host a show, something like travel or cooking or something like that, something I'm really interested in, and so I'm pitching a couple television shows.
Trishelle Cannatella
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Charcoal or gas. Both give excellent results, so choose the one that best suits your style of cooking.
Bobby Flay
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Making hits in three acre cribs. Cooking up tryna eat ni...s, steak and ribs.
Drake
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