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Cucumber Joke Quotes & Sayings
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The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book.
Ron Reagan
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If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.
Richard Russo
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Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman
Dodgeball
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The joke I always make about myself is that I'm self-involved, but I'm not vain.
Lena Dunham
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Some people say I'm all washed up. Joke's on them, I haven't bathed in weeks.
Spencer Pratt
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Apparently, once you go Blackberry, you never go Backberry Someone shoot me for that dad joke.
Hayley Williams
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Lacroix has been fantastic. He's very nice. He gets the joke, and I think that's a good thing.
Jennifer Saunders
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When you calls someone fat, it really hurts. It might just be a joke to you, but think about how they feel. Words can hurt.
Unknown
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The insular arrogance of the English character is a commonplace joke.
Goldwin Smith
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You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else.
Robert Louis Stevenson
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If you joke about suicide, you insult those who are connected to someone who has taken their life. Grow up and be considerate.
Unknown
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You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else.
Robert Louis Stevenson
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A caricature is putting the face of a joke on the body of a truth.
Joseph Conrad
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I ain't no joke, I use to let the mic smoke. Now I slam it when I'm done and make sure it's broke.
Rakim
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When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.
Joan Van Ark
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There's always that one person that got a bad grade and is playing it off as a joke, but everyone knows they're dying inside.
Unknown
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When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going on between his brain and his expression.
Bill Bryson
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Stop with the democrats don't work joke. You make yourself look like an imbecile. Help me help you.
Unknown
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If I hear another pancake joke I'm gonna flip.
Unknown
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I've heard every pie joke in the book. I'm still waiting for an original one.
Jason Biggs
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