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Cute Penguin Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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The rabbit's not like us. It has no history books, no photographs, no knowledge of sorrow or regret. I mean, I'm sorry, Miss Pommeroy. Don't get me wrong. You know, I like rabbits and all. They're cute and they're horny. And if you're cute and you're horny, then you're probably happy that you don't know who you are or why you're even alive. You just wanna have s.. as many times as possible before you die. I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit, you know, who never even feared death to begin with.
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Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.
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What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?
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My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
Carrot Top
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All of my jokes were about not being able to meet anybody. I didn't have any insight into anything - even my own insecurities.
Judd Apatow
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A civil servant doesn't make jokes.
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If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.
Mary Todd Lincoln
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Jokes are over and we are at strokers, the devil is a liar modasuckas
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Laughing at your own joke so hard that you can barely tell it.
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All the jokes in my films, the comedy, they're not me, I just try to hold a big mirror up to us.
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An orgasm a day keeps the stress away...
Kevin McCarty
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
Unknown
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One of my biggest problems with comedy was that I did not understand some of the jokes.
Desi Arnaz
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For every ten jokes you acquire a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes.
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My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.
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For love I'd do anything. For YOU I'd do even more.
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One of the greatest feelings in life comes when you look at the person you love and they're already smiling at you.
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is God is crying. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, Probably because of something you did.
Saturday Night Live
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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