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Es Always On My I Wear A Condom When I Quotes & Sayings
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you can wear a condom but you cant come here
Lil Wayne
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bi...es always on my d..k, I wear a condom when I shit!
J Cole
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Remember, ladies: if he says he doesn't have a condom, say that you're okay with becoming a mother. BAM, condom out of nowhere!
Unknown
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You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away. The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
Chuck Palahniuk
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If it's cold enough to wear pants, then wear real sho... If it's warm enough to wear flip-flops, the wear shorts. It makes me crazy!
Hilarie Burton
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I think the 3-D thing will go like it did in the Fifties. Nobody wants to wear those glasses, least of all the Queen of England. I sat next to her at a premier when she had to wear them and she was like, Must I? But nobody wants to wear them.
Liam Neeson
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I want to find a way to reach young women emotionally and also to start providing clothing for them so that they can wear the same things their thin friends can wear. I really want to do evening wear and prom dresses for these girls.
Delta Burke
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I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?
Naomi Campbell
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I can be whatever. I can wear sho.. or don't wear sho... I can tie my hair up or wear it down. It doesn't matter.
Joss Stone
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I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?
Naomi Campbell
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For my own style, I love vintage. 60's and 70's are my favorite. I love baby doll dresses and the soft colors. I try to mix a little bit of modern into that - maybe I'll wear it with boots. At my school we wear a uniform, but we have one day a week we can wear whatever we want.
Elle Fanning
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I used to wear heels because I wanted to show people I wasn't ashamed of being tall. But I don't wear them any more because you don't have to wear heels to be beautiful. I can't even remember the last time I wore heels.
Elle Macpherson
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For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn't being unique. Even now, I won't wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I'm real funny that way.
Elle Fanning
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I do like having my ears pierced, because there's a lot more choice in pierced earrings than there is with clip-ons, and they're a lot more comfortable to wear - Sometimes I completely forget I've got them in and end up going to sleep wearing them. But I'll never be one of those women who feel that they always have to wear earrings and aren't properly dressed without them. For me, they'll always be something I wear occasionally to complete a special outfit, or for a part in a movie.
Jennifer Garner
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Me without you is like a condom with no lube.
Unknown
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I'm like every other woman: a closet full of clothes, but nothing to wear: So I wear jeans.
Cameron Diaz
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You wear Enyce, but I wear Louis. I drop 600 boys on these Guccis.
Rocko
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Wear it. Get that guyliner on, smudge it, and wear it. And don't wash it off, it looks better after its been on for a few days.
Adam Lambert
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I watch you there through the window and I stare at you. You wear nothing, but you wear it so well.
Dave Matthews Band
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I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.
Katie Price
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