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Everything I Touch Gets Screwed Upouch Gets Screwed Up Quotes & Sayings
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I don't know what makes you so screwed up, but whatever it is, it works.
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My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
Demetri Martin
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Can I get at least one honest girl friend? So tired of getting screwed over by fakes.
Unknown
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Sorry for not being perfect and finally feeling like I could open up about my screwed up life, and I'm sorry that you can't keep up with it.
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Nelson Mandela said to me that he thinks he's not getting into Heaven, I said, if you don't get in, I am screwed.
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That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective - the more screwed up, the better.
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Grandmom, thanks for giving me the least screwed-up 25% of my DNA...
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My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
Jessica Hahn
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It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
Corey Feldman
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I admire Jodie Foster. Her head is screwed on really well. It's not loose at all.
Thora Birch
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Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.
George Clooney
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I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.
Sean Connery
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There are so many video cameras in time sq. Who ever planted this truck is screwed.
Ashton Kutcher
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If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.
Ben Hogan
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If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.
Ben Hogan
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I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color because it's not screwed up by too many references.
Jim Hodges
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Friends are like fiddle strings, they must not be screwed too tight.
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All you do is talk about getting screwed over by girls, when you had a perfect chance with a good girl...dont get it.
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When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
Albert Brooks
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You screwed up everything in my life. I want nothing to do with you. I dont even care enough to be friends. Im done!
Unknown
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