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Fat Pinguin Ping Quotes & Sayings
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It still amazes me that people actually watching me with a gun didn't just burst out laughing. I can't even play ping-pong, but it turns out I'm good with weapons. I've got enormous hands, like a transs..ual, and that's probably why.
Kate Beckinsale
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All of my activities are so pedestrian. The extreme sport I play is ping pong. And we play it hard. If any of you suckers want to step up to the table, be ready.
Seth Green
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Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
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I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig.
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Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I`m getting fat!
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
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Shit I hate when skinny people complain how fat they are.
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Happy Fat Tuesday everyone! Indulge while you can, for we start fasting in the next few weeks to come.
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Dear food, either stop being delicious or stop making me fat. You can no longer continue to do both.
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Life is like a box of chocolate's, it doesn't last long for fat people.
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I just hate feeling like this. I hate myself, for being ugly, fat, horrible, a weirdo, a freak, a bi....
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I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they're fat. I certainly don't consider myself minimalist at all.
Morton Feldman
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Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club, and turn it into my ping-pong room. -Mark Zuckerberg
The Social Network
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A lot of people who want to cook with less fat are surprised by that. You can cook vegetables in a little water in a covered pan and then throw the fat into the residual liquid to coat them.
Sally Schneider
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If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to get bigger because you build up the muscle. You've got to get rid of that fat! How do you get rid of fat? By changing your diet.
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The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you dont feel good, your s.. life gets damaged, you dont have energy for anything. Its horrible.
Drew Carey
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It's so logical and so simple. Fat is the backup fuel system. The role it plays in the body is that when there's no carbohydrate around, fat will become the primary energy fuel. That's pretty well known
Robert Atkins
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The kraken has been unleashed! Feel the Fat Amy force! -Fat Amy
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What goes better with Fat Tuesday than marijuana? Nothing! Get the munchies and smash.
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Dear Lord, If you can't make me SKINNY, please make my friends FAT!
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