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Funney And Short Status Quotes & Sayings
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Rumors. Well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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It is true that short forms of poetry have been cultivated in the Far East more than in modern Europe; but in all European literature short forms of poetry are to be found - indeed quite as short as anything in Japanese.
Lafcadio Hearn
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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She's single because she refuses to change her relationship status for someone who falls short for what she deserves. Knowing her self value, she's chosen to preserve a spot in her heart for a real man, someone mature enough to understand that loyalty, commitment, and honesty is a priority and not an option...
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
Lao Tzu
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
Lao Tzu
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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It's bad enough to steal you fb status but when they do and they get more likes then you that's just messed up.
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Hearing a part of a song and thinking...'That's definitely going to be my next status!'
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My status is from a song...its not about you. Get over yourself.
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If I post a status and you automatically assume it's about you...Don't blame your guilty conscience on me.
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Guys: Wow, her status is dumb. But shes cute, so Im gonna like it.
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The people have already determined Chechnya's status at the referendum - it is a unit of the Russian Federation. Its political status is not to be discussed any more.
Akhmad Kadyrov
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