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Funny Calendar Quotes & Sayings
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There are only two days on my calendar...today and the day of judgment.
Martin Luther
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Look. I just want to know exactly what the next ten years of my life is going to look like ok? And to have it organized on a color coordinated calendar. Is that really too much to ask?
Emma Watson
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Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress.
Charles Kettering
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No other date on the calendar more potently symbolizes all that our nation stands for than the Fourth of July.
Mac Thornberry
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Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of.
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You are right that I don't have a lot of spare time because I love to stay busy and keep my calendar full.
Kiana Tom
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I have done so much: modeling, acting, singing, the calendar, the lingerie line, and there have been times where I have wanted to give up but I went for it.
Caprice Bourret
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I drew a picture on the back of a calendar in pencil. In those days they used to give out free calendars, I had no art paper, so I took whatever else I could.
Joe Shuster
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Although there is a very large literature, still growing almost daily, on the Chinese calendar, its interest is, we suggest, much more archaeological and historical than scientific.
Joseph Needham
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Between speeches and awards, you can find something to do every other week. It's hard to write. Your focus gets splintered. Once you put one thing in your calendar, that month is gone.
August Wilson
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I wear my wedding ring. We talk about when we're going to get married again, which we hope is going to take place some time in this incredibly hectic calendar year.
Jim Lampley
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I have been looking forward to this age of my life for a long time. In my twenties, I marked the days on the calendar - I was sick of playing high-school kids.
Rob Lowe
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So when I looked at pictures and produced my calendar and edited the pictures, it wasn't just about looking at myself and thinking I'm attractive. I try to take myself out of it and get into the whole process of putting it all together.
Brooke Burke
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The main thing is healthy eating, exercise, which I do for special events, like if it's Sports Illustrated, or the swim suit catalogue for Victoria's Secret, or my own calendar that I did for the year 2000.
Heidi Klum
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I've been on a calendar, but never on time.
Marilyn Monroe
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Since the old calendar is getting changed and a New Year is knocking the door, I wish happiness, prosperity, success, joy, love and smiles for you. Happy New Year!
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I write everything down. I e-mail the second I think of something, or I write notes in my BlackBerry calendar. I set up reminder alerts on my phone. And I have a notebook by my bedside so I can write down any last-minute ideas.
Giada De Laurentiis
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If you were to leave the calendar on Friday the 13th, you will be killed by a witch the very next day.w
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