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Funny Car Accidents Quotes & Sayings
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Am I the only one who sits in the car when it rains, picks a raindrop, and cheers for it to beat all the other ones to the bottom?
Unknown
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so you just stole a bait car with your girlfriend, called your whole family to brag about it, and you're pregnant.
Unknown
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Hmmm...he looks suspicious...*locks car door*
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Just saw a three wheeled car in highgate, I can't believe people ever thought they were a good idea.
Calvin Harris
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Wash it in my condo, suicide doors. Rest in peace to my car door.
2 Chainz
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
Steven Wright
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I new my mom got in a car accident. I had the feeling. Damn it's like mother daughter sense.
Unknown
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In sport there is never any moment that is the same as the other. I have been in Formula One for 12 years, and out of that I had one year with the perfect car.
Michael Schumacher
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Unknown
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Just bought another car, had to drop that top. For 200 dollars, she'll suck that c*ck.
Rick Ross
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This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!
Unknown
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Buckle up...it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
Unknown
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I want my car to give me achievements for backing up really close to objects and not hitting them.
Justine Ezarik
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I was encouraged to hear that GM has made great progress on the hydrogen car.
Albert Wynn
1 Likes
(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Tallulah Bankhead
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When I'm in my car I'm laid back, I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat but that's flat.
Skeelo
1 Likes
Let's go take a ride in your car. I will take the passenger seat. Baby, we don't have to go far. Unless you wanna show.
Afrojack
1 Likes
My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car.
Larry Hagman
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If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row, no doubt in my mind: I'm being followed...
Unknown
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I didn't get my first car until I was 22. It was a BMW 1602 and now I've got it back I'm waiting to restore it.
Jay Kay
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