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Funny Cinco De Mayo Quotes & Sayings
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It may be best to set aside the rest of May to apologize for what you're going to do this Cinco de Mayo.
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Let's celebrate Uno, Dos, Tres, and Cuatro de Mayo just like it's Cinco de Mayo.
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Please make sure photos of me from Cinco de Mayo are kept as concealed as photos of Bin Laden's death.
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Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they fall.
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Just curious if we can count my phoning you to bail me out of jail this Cinco de Mayo as my Mother's Day call.
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Let's honor the bravery of Mexican soldiers this Cinco de Mayo by drunkenly devouring a Doritos-shelled taco.
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I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell.
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Sorry I wished you a Happy Cinco de Mayo not knowing you're Dominican or Honduran or that that makes a difference.
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Pretending to appreciate heartfelt mariachi songs may be the key to getting laid this Cinco de Mayo.
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This Cinco de Mayo, let's teach Mexicans in Arizona how to look as white as possible while partying.
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This Cinco de Mayo, let's party like Mexican rock stars if they existed.
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Remember that Cinco de Mayo is an important celebration for Mexicans everywhere except almost all of Mexico.
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Let's make up for Cinco de Mayo being on a Saturday by starting our celebration on Wednesday.
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I'll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you can refrain from calling me a hot tamale.
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If we hook up this Cinco de Mayo, I promise not to tweet about it.
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Whats the big deal about Cinco De Mayo. I've been drinking my a.. off Everydayo of Mayo.
Jake Owen
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You know you're cool when it's cinco de mayo and you're in your pjs...Sober...
Sarah Hyland
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I'm not above using obscure Mexican battles to justify my drinking.
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Let's gather for a shockingly disrespectful homage to Mexican culture.
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Cinco de Mayo has come to represent a celebration of the contributions that Mexican Americans and all Hispanics have made to America.
Joe Baca
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