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Funny College Work Status Quotes & Sayings
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I was working all the time I was in college. I was working so much that I could hardly do my college work.
Les Baxter
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You know that it is only through work that you can achieve anything, either in college or in the world.
Charles William Eliot
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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I'm pretty sure I have a defective iphone 5, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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Yes! Oh my gosh. 100% yes, definitely. I've always wanted to go to college...I don't know what college...just to explore the world. I want to learn languages--many, multiple languages. And I love to help people, so I think it would be fun to do some nonprofit work. I already am doing nonprofit work, but just to try to help people.
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Does a prostitude file pregnancy as a work-related accident?
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work!
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College students in a 8:00am class are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my passed out roommates.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never remember class time, but you'll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don't have. Drink 'til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does..."
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?
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I realized Facebook was a drug when I caught myself sneaking into the bathroom at work just to use it.
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