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Listening to country music alone in your car is a guaranteed way to make sure you think about every ex you've ever had. Ever...
Unknown
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There is nothing patriotic about hating your country or pretending that you can love your country but despise your government.
Bill Clinton
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You may keep Turkey on the map of Europe, you may call the country by the name of Turkey if you like, but do not think you can keep up the Mahommedan rule in the country.
Richard Cobden
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North Americans don't understand... that our country is not just Cuba; our country is also humanity.
Fidel Castro
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It isn't reasonable to expect that everyone in the world is a country music fan. Not yet, anyway.
Charley Pride
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It's also reflective of a young person's religion or faith in that it's highly charged with sacramental imagery and with country imagery, because I was in the seminary for so many years in the country.
Daniel Berrigan
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I do not call the sod under my feet my country; but language religion government blood identity in these makes men of one country.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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It would be enough for me to have the system of a jury of twelve versus the system of one judge as a basis for preferring the U.S. to the Soviet Union. I would prefer the country you can leave to the country you cannot.
Joseph Brodsky
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When goods are exchanged between countries, they must be paid for by commodities or gold. They cannot be paid for by the notes, certificates, and checks of the purchaser's country, since these are of value only in the country of issue.
Carroll Quigley
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It is not that I don't like contemporary country music because I do. I love it. I have recorded a lot and have had great success recording records that have not been very traditional country records.
Vince Gill
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It is not by augmenting the capital of the country, but by rendering a greater part of that capital active and productive than would otherwise be so, that the most judicious operations of banking can increase the industry of the country.
Adam Smith
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Bush is a frat boy in the White House but we've had that before. But I wasn't one of those people that was threatening to leave the country. By the way none of those people have left the country. Alec Baldwin is still here.
Harry Shearer
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It's amazing how, age after age, in country after country, and in all languages, Shakespeare emerges as incomparable.
M H Abrams
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A majority of this country opposes this war, a majority of this country never voted for this administration.
Michael Moore
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Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy.
Dierks Bentley
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I just think that - when a country needs more income and we do, we're only taking in 15 percent of GDP, I mean, that - that - when a country needs more income, they should get it from the people that have it.
Warren Buffett
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There is no reason to have problems between country and country, between government and government, when there is a separation of powers.
Ricardo Lagos
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When I'd tell people I like country music they'd get this look on their faces. People were kind of ashamed of country.
Loretta Lynn
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Yesterday in this country we had people die of hunger and malnutrition. In some parts of this country, the infant mortality rate rivals that of sub-Saharan Africa. We have a public education system that ranks below that of almost any other Western nation.
Alcee Hastings
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