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Funny Dad Jokeshead Quotes & Sayings
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My dad was the baby. When he was born they were already successful. They sent him to business school - he probably would have loved to have been a poet or a writer or something, and he was very creative.
Bob Balaban
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If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out. I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot of chores like that, mostly because he loved doing it himself.
Stuart Appleby
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As it has been told to me, my Dad had some kind of deal with d..k Clark. But when we got here, that fell through. So we were out here with no job, no furniture, no food.
Danny Bonaduce
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I wanted to travel with my dad to be close to him again. Having babies and raising my own family took so much of my time, I didn't have a chance to be with him very often.
Nancy Sinatra
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Great, now theres not even a chance to meet a hot guy in the window seat on the plane. Thanks Dad.
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I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on.
George Clooney
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Not at all, I wanted to go into medicine. I took science in college. But my dad was a Producer - Director in Kannada films, and someone saw me, and one thing led to another.
Soundarya
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It would be nice if I did have a good relationship with my family, and yes, part of me longs to have a mum and dad who love and accept me for who I am. But if they never do, it's OK.
Heather Graham
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No matter mother or father or either or neither, in the end, we all grow up. Yet, because of you, my stepfather, I grew up to become a man.
Gerardo Campbell
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I told my dad I am learning to touch type and he said he still uses the 'hunt and peck' technique. And now I'm crying laughing.
Emma Watson
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My mom, dad and little brother. This has been a great experience overall. When I went to work out there (in Seattle), they told me I did a good job.
Russell Westbrook
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Dad made it to Gold Shield Detective, so he always busted Robin, my oldest brother, and me. Always got caught, whatever we were doing.
Kevin Eubanks
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I think I'm extremely vulnerable and that in some ways I seek out rejection. Never feeling like you're getting that pat on the back from dad is probably at the heart of that.
Skeet Ulrich
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I spent a lot of time on farms when I was young. My uncle and my dad owned a big farm.
Emeril Lagasse
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Hey, if your looking for a dad-burn superstar, look at this kid. He was so good today, I wanted to caddie for him.
Lee Trevino
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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