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Funny Dodge Truck Quotes & Sayings
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If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan
Dodgeball
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan
Dodgeball
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It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
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It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
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Hey, you got a phone? Two ni...s just stole my truck. You believe that shit, huh? You fu..in' believe that? -Truck Driver
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If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck.
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i wonder if theres any documented accident of a guy who got hit by a truck... but a truck that was carrying alot of pillows or soft stuff.
Joel Zimmerman
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These broke rappers always rappin bout a pink truck, I'm only happy wen I hoppin' out da brincks truck.
Nicki Minaj
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Badman mek de shot dem buss out. Inna boy head shot truck in, brain truck out.
Aidonia
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You know how you wake up in the morning and sometimes you look gorgeous and other times you look like you got hit by a mack truck? I realized that my mack truck is food. If I have no sugar, yeast or wine, I have no undereye bags and my skin is perfect.
Mariska Hargitay
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Things which do you no good in aviation: The sky above you. The runway behind you. The fuel still in the truck. Half a second ago. Approach plates in the car. The airspeed you don't have.
Unknown
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Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
Tim Allen
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When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a match down the gas tank, we should have known he'd grow up to make his living hurling verbal firebombs at presidents.
Larry Speakes
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It seems that fears are all based on these things: illusion and future thinking, with a side order of 'What if.' 'What if that truck turns suddenly into our lane' 'What if I'm all alone at age 80?' What if? What if? What if? Yes, fears must be respec.
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I knew at an early age I wanted to act. Acting was always easy for me. I don't believe in predestination, but I do believe that once you get where ever it is you are going, that is where you were going to be. Was I always going to be here? No I was not. I was going to be homeless at one time, a taxi driver, truck driver, or any kind of job that would get me a crust of bread. You never know what's going to happen.
Morgan Freeman
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Elvis lived here until thirteen and nobody can really take that from us!
Henry Dodge
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Logic is neither an art nor a science but a dodge.
Stendhal
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I would dodge, not lie, in the national interest.
Larry Speakes
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Logic is neither a science nor an art, but a dodge.
Benjamin Jowett
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