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Funny Fat Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I dont like really feminine men who tan. I dont understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brands not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
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My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don't like really feminine men who tan. I don't understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand's not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect.
Kesha
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.
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I'm not fat. I'm just so s..y that it overflows.
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My 6-pack is very important to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat.
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Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.
Neal Barnard
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Fat people are harder to kidnap.
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Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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Bored as a fat person without food...
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Only in America are "poor" people fat.
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When your significant other asks if she looks fat in an outfit...simply smile grab a random dress and say "Not as fat as you look in this."
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