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Funny Freaky Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
Unknown
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I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
David Cross
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I'm boyfriend number 2, cuz the first one he don't really seem like he know what to do. I'm boyfriend number 2 and I know you like it freaky so I'm gonna give it to you. I'm boyfriend number 2, Don't fuss, don't fight, don't argue, cuz second place always got a whole lot to prove,
Pleasure P
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I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.
James Gandolfini
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.
Hussein Nishah
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
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I'm not allowed to make a joke. It is a bit unfair how I'm treated. I thought it was a joke. I got calls and messages. I would rather not to have to worry about things like that. It is disappointing.
Andy Murray
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Wanna hear a joke about my pe..s? Never mind, it's too long.
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Thats a joke, I say thats a joke son.
Foghorn Leghorn
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That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!
Alan Vega
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One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.
Bryan White
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Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
John Krasinski
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You're over there in the corner either thinking about the dead dog or whatever, you're bringing up your personal life and you need the space, and then somebody throws you a joke. Especially if it's an emotional scene, you don't want the joke.
Marcia Gay Harden
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I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.
Patty Duke
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Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke.
Alex Winter
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Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself.
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We're just good friends. We joke around here in the clubhouse, but if we see each other outside, we're friends. We joke, try to have fun.
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Paul Fadiman
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