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Funny Knock Knock For Seniorsck Bottom Quotes & Sayings
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You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score!
Unknown
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Today, it's my birthday. My parents, whom I live with, told me that they did not get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them.
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If I am still standing at the end of the race, hit me with a board and knock me down, because that means I didnt run hard enough.
Steve Jones
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Don't knock mastur...... - it's s.. with someone I love
Woody Allen
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Don't knock mastur...... - it's s.. with someone I love
Woody Allen
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If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, dont knock it.
Jarod Kintz
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Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.
Unknown
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I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the food chain and he is looking to knock me off. Mike's an arrogant imbecile. He sounds like a cartoon character.
Lennox Lewis
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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didnt know what to do! Id knock on peoples doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."
Rita Rudner
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I'd met Mick Jagger years ago when he invited me to his house in Malibu, but back then I was too gagged to my fu..ing ear lobes in coke and Tuinals. I was barely in shape to knock on the door. But this time it was very beautiful. The limo pulled into his tent in the tent city, and he had a crib there for his daughter. We hugged, and I told Mick, 'You don't know what it means to be standing here with you after all these years. It's amazing, because I woke up this morning and I got my weekly report from the office, and right next to Aerosmith at Number Two in airplay R&R is the Stones album at Number One.' Of course, deep inside I'm thinking to myself, 'And watch out, because we're going to knock you right off the charts, motherfu..er.
Aerosmith
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Opportunity tends to knock once, then it's gone...temptation, however, likes to stand there and lean on the damn doorbell!
Sarah Moores
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Knock the 't' off the 'can't'
George Reeves
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Now you can knock yourself out like you boxin yourself.
Jadakiss
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there's a knock on the door
Gary Numan
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Somebody's going do to you what you've been doing, and I hope that I'm around to watch them knock you down.
Unknown
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I hope that I'm around to watch them knock you down.
Unknown
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I would never let myself knock out a journalist.
Gerard Depardieu
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You cant knock me down anymore better than you, stronger than you.
Unknown
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All the people who knock you down, only use them as inspiration to do BETTER!
Unknown
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Sometimes life is going to knock you down, and thats okay. Just don't let it keep you down.
Unknown
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