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Funny Leaving Country Quotes & Sayings
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?
Will Rogers
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Men do not fight for flag or country, for the Marine Corps or glory or any other abstraction. They fight for one another. [And] if you came through this ordeal, you would age with dignity.
William Manchester
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This Bastille Day, let's pause to admire a country where leaders are celebrated for screwing hot models rather than impeached for ejaculating on interns.
Unknown
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My country owes me nothing. It gave me, as it gives every boy and girl, a chance. It gave me schooling, independence of action, opportunity for service and honor. In no other land could a boy from a country village, without inheritance or influential
Herbert Hoover
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The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
Will Rogers
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Every country I've had different hit records, so we have to change the set to fit the country.
Bonnie Tyler
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If you fall in love with a country and its people, that makes any country warm to you.
Jane Birkin
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I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth, and I am a citizen of the world.
Eugene V Debs
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I am confident that I can serve my country without being involved as the president of the country now.
Jean-Bertrand Aristide
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Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country.
Bertrand Russell
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I love how everyone is suddenly a country boy/girl when they go to a country concert...posers.
Unknown
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While we are guarding the country, we must accept being the guardian of the finest ethics. The country needs it and we must do it.
Creighton W Abrams Jr
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Every country girl needs a country boy to love, protect, and fight for her.
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Upon the education of the people of this country the fate of this country depends.
Benjamin Disraeli
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Let's start to have a grown up debate in this country about who we are and where we want to go and what kind of country we want to build.
Ed Miliband
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Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country.
Bertrand Russell
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You're not a 'country girl' just because you listen to country and wear camo jackets.
Unknown
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I pretty much like all music except for country. I'm not a big fan of country.
Ashley Benson
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