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Funny Leg Pull Quotes & Sayings
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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg
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If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg
Abraham Lincoln
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Yes, I do have a scar on my leg. When I was about 5 my sister and I were playing hide and seek and I hid inside this really tall-enclosed gate. After a while when my sister didn't find me I had to climb up on this sharp pole sticking out from the gate. I slipped and the pole went into my leg. I tried pulling away to get the pole out but it just tore through my whole leg. It's smaller now though because I grew!
Kylie Jenner
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In this business you break a leg and 150 other people are out of work while production is shut down. It's not like you were an accountant and could still work with your leg in a cast.
Ken Curtis
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A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg. You can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
Unknown
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If your right leg was Christmas & your left leg was New Years...Would you let me visit in between holidays?
Unknown
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I was in the hospital today and saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was this one can't run away.
Unknown
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First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
Leo Rosenberg
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I was hit many times in various parts of the body, including my right leg, and thank God I am recovering. I was also severely wounded in my left leg. Iraqi and French doctors will conduct an operation shortly and, God willing, I will recover.
Uday Hussein
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My knee is as strong as it was before, if not stronger, and it's a matter of getting my leg strong. I lost six years of strength in about six month's time, so it's going to take another year or two to get that leg back up to full strength, but I'm good to go so far.
Picabo Street
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Pull out the AK and pop you in your funny bone.
Lil Wayne
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I have two doctors - my left leg and my right leg
G M Trevelyan
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Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque.
Martin Mull
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If you're going to ride my a.. at least pull my hair and make me scream!
Unknown
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A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
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Happy Memorial Day to someone who would stab himself in the leg to avoid military service.
Unknown
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All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours.
Aldous Huxley
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All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours.
Aldous Huxley
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