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Funny Monkey Birthdaysumin Quotes & Sayings
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An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles Darwin
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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey
Mark Twain
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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I love Bali! Saw a beautiful temple, cliffs, monkey family's and a bunch more!
Jayde Nicole
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And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey.
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Even though we're tiny bi...es I don't give a shit. I will fu..ing attack you like a squirrel monkey.
Snooki
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This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
ZZ Top
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This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
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As a child I was the best tree climber in our neighbourhood, I was like a little monkey. I've never been afraid of hurting myself or a little physical discomfort.
Rachel Weisz
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Born of a fallen rib from the monkey's womb. Overcooked by cathode rays evolved to consume.
Angelspit
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Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.
Doug Coupland
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Poetry, it is often said and loudly so, is life's true mirror. But a monkey looking into a work of literature looks in vain for Socrates.
Franz Grillparzer
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The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger.
Henry Walter Bates
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I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fu.. with lady-boy. -Mr. Chow
The Hangover 2
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A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.
Robert Hughes
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I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can be in a restaurant and no one notices you or if they do they won't show it.
Teddy Sheringham
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God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey.
Margot Kidder
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Liberty Bell, if you put one more baco in that potato I am gonna kick your little monkey butt! -Mac MacGuff
Juno (The Movie)
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I wrote the very first stories in science fiction which dealt with homos..uality, The World Well Lost and Affair With a Green Monkey.
Theodore Sturgeon
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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