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The stone age was marked by man's clever use of crude tools; the information age, to date, has been marked by man's crude use of clever tools.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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I am like a hardware store. I screw. I nut. I bolt.
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I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back....Nice ass.
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The greatest fools are ofttimes more clever then the men who laugh at them.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
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Hi, I'm a shower. If you turn me on, I'll make you wet.
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Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
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I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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Call me Spider-man because I'm in love with Mary Jane.
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