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Funny Perverted Guys Quotes & Sayings
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Men are like...Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
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The pride of life hath corrupted the judgment of others, and perverted them in the way of religion.
George Gillespie
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Most guys want to be a girl's first. Smart guys want to be her last. Lucky guys get to be both.
Xuan Ta
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Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Unknown
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Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
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Look guys, if you're just going to stare at me, I'm going to bed!
Elvis Presley
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Men are like...Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Unknown
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Men are like...Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
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Men are like...Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.
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Men are like...Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Unknown
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Unions in wedlock are perverted by the victory of shameless passion that masters the female among men and beasts.
Aeschylus
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Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.
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Men are like...Mini Skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Unknown
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I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work.
Eugene Levy
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Men are like...Bike Helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Unknown
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When I was in my 20s it did occur to me that there was something perverted about an attitude that thought that killing somebody was a minor offence compared to kissing somebody.
John McGahern
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I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
David Zucker
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Guys are like yellow Starbursts, they look good from the outside but when you get a little deeper, they make you want to throw up.
Unknown
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Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to Go straight. haha
Will Ferrell
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It's funny how guys treat you like a princess when they're chasing after you, But when they get you they don't put as much effort anymore.
Unknown
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