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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade
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A smart person will give you smart answers, but a wise person will ask you smart questions.
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The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.
Jules Asner
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Infatuation is when you think he's as s..y as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as s..y as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
Judith Viorst
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Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.
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Silence is golden...duck tape is silver.
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If ignorance is bliss, then I must be the happiest thingamajig in the whatchamacallit!
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To err is human, to forgive is not a Company policy.
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In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
Mike Tyson
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She is so smart and professional, it's ridiculous. She's cool and funny too though, and we had a lot of laughs together.
Jason Biggs
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde
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I did not hit you I simply high-fived your face.
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If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
Tina Fey
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It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
Albert Einstein
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