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Funny Smart Clever Quotes & Sayings
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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Whats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!
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Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans...
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RIP to all the ho.. dying for attention!
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If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.
Tia Carrere
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I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight.
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I decided to burn some calories so I set a fat kid on fire.
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The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble.
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Love has 4 letters, but so does Hate; Friends has 7 letters, but so does Enemies; Truth has 5 letters, but so does Lying.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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A brave man will admit when he is wrong. A prideful man will point out when he is right. A dead man will tell a woman she is wrong.
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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Somebody needs to start a restaurant called, 'Chick-Fil-Atheist' that's only open on Sunday.
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'Are you athletic?' Yes, I surf the Net.
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Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.
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The silliest woman can manage a clever man; but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
Rudyard Kipling
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My message is: You don't have to give up being popular, fun, or fashionable in order to be smart; they can go hand and hand. Doing math is a great way to exercise your brain; being smart is going to make you more powerful in life.
Danica McKellar
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