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Funny Smart Clever Quotes & Sayings
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Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
Tucker Carlson
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No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid.
Unknown
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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.
Yul Brynner
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You took my daughter's virginity! Sorry sir, it won't happen again...
Unknown
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Nobody cares that youre smart and nobody cares that your kids dont have bruises.
Jim Jefferies
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They're great girls. They're very funny, they're very smart, they're fun to be with. They're very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, they're very confident girls.
Laura Bush
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I dont hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
Unknown
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dear teacher, its not fair to put all the smart kids into one group, sincerely failing and in need of the grade.
Drew Fonner
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
Unknown
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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s.. is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
Unknown
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Men are strong, women are smart, but no matter how smart, their bellies are always there to betray women and that's their downfall.
Simone Schwarz-Bart
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I like the Baldwin boys a great deal. Alec is super-smart, super-articulate, almost too smart to be an actor.
Anthony LaPaglia
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Well, I was lucky enough to be involved in about 19 failures at an early age, so I'm realistic about the success I'm having and how quickly it can go away. What's important is to be smart about it.
Matthew Perry
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Be amazing. Be good. Be pretty. Be strong. Be smart. Be cool. But the most important thing, be yourself.
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It's perfectly legal to be a smart a.. at times but some people just take advantage of it...
Meryannn Ulrick
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They think that, if we were just smart enough, we'd be able to understand their policies. And I so want to tell 'em, and I do tell 'em, Oh, we're plenty smart, oh yeah - we know what's goin' on. And we don't like what's goin' on. And we're not gonna let them tell us to sit down and shut up.
Sarah Palin
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A smart woman never let's praise go to her head, or criticism get inside her heart. A smart woman knows both are temporary.
Unknown
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The God's honest truth is that I'm probably funnier, but he's smarter. Here's the thing about Stern, he's really a smart guy. He's nutty. He's outrageous. He's all those things, but he's also a very smart guy.
Adam Carolla
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