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Funny Smart Clevermart Clevert Clever Quotes & Sayings
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
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Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance. Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair. Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage. Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy.
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Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.
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People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than people who are just funny and smart.
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Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too.
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Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.
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S T U P I D = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.
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As a writer, you get to play, you get alter time, you get to come up with the smart lines and the clever comebacks you wish you'd thought of.
Iain Banks
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A police officer came up to me yesterday and said, 'Where were you between four and six?' I said, 'Kindergarten'
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While a rich man cannot have more than 1440 minutes a day, a clever man makes more time by using OPM or Other Peoples Minutes.
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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see...& don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER
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If you can manipulate news, a judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail, a smart accountant can keep a thief from paying taxes, a smart reporter could ruin your reputation- unfairly.
Mario Cuomo
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
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